'Republican legislators in Richmond say there's a better chance of getting gay marriage in Virginia than decriminalizing pot.
Actually, that's not quite how they put it. It was more like what Del. Dave Albo, a Republican from Fairfax County, said last week about a bill presented to the General Assembly by Chesapeake Republican Del. Harvey Morgan:
"(It's) going to be dead about as soon as he finishes his explanation."'