'Police say Larry Long smoked marijuana at his work Sunday night before going home. Once he got back to his house, Long and the child's mother, Brandy Hatton, drank about a fifth of whiskey.'
Are you kidding me? Him and his wife drink A FIFTH OF WHISKEY, and the article calls him STONED? Well, I know whiskey always gets me STONED off my ass!
Later in the article this dude says he thinks his weed was laced...yeah, with WHISKEY!