Dutch Think We’re Lame (probably right)

HAILMARYJANE.COM: Dutch Think We’re Lame (probably right)

'I’ve never been to Amsterdam. It’s been a point of consternation ever since I realized you could get high without the inevitable threat of police. But, I haven’t gone, probably because friends who’ve visited come back and say things like: “You’ll be eaten up by it.” “You’ll never leave,” and “I would take odds that you ended up dead” In actuality it’s because I had no money, and my parents aren’t wealthy, so I didn’t get to take a cool backpacking trip around Europe after college (I have been to Cuba, Ecuador, Rome, Antigua and the BVI–so don’t feel sorry for me).'